Manchelsea United
It's all well and good to be inspired by what Manchester United have achieved, but we don't have to become Manchester United.
I wasn't too keen on buying Veron, I don't much like Peter Kenyon, United's Chief Executive who Chelsea have poached and most of all, I really don't want Alex Ferguson who Chelsea apparently tried to pinch during the summer. (Or was that just a ruse by Ferguson to get a new United contract sorted?) Supposedly one of Kenyon's top tasks is to get David Beckham from Real Madrid a.s.a.p. I guess next we'll be playing in red.
I may have to start concentrating on my second love - Brighton and Hove Albion - besides, I think they need my support more now than Chelsea. *sob*